Not A Jew

NOT A JEW

Anyone who says

I'm not a Jew

is not a Jew

I'm very sorry

but this is final

so says:
Eliezar, son of Nissan,
priest of Israel;
a.k.a
Nightingale of the Sinai,
Yom Kippur 1973;
a.k.a
Jikan the Unconvincing,
zen monk;
a.k.a
Leonard Cohen,
Certified Food Worker,
San Bernadino County, CA;
a.k.a
The Founder,
Order of the Unified Heart;
a.k.a
The Best Dressed Man in Montreal
(local newspaper)

(Emblem of the Order of the Unified Heart)

Editor's note: According to the weekly newspaper Montreal
Mirror Leonard Cohen won the 1997 B.O.M (Best of Montreal)
Award as "The Best Dressed Montrealer", voted by the Montrealers.
(From Buzzwords, edition 83)